I wanted to throw some major American designer at us today- since its July 4th, but I started looking at Ralph Lauren and darned if I didn’t get a little bit sleepy, sorry, Ralph, but your Resort wear was very classic in that ho and hum way this time. Forgive, please and don’t sick the Bush’s on me!
Then I saw this! Now My little eyes are open! It’s like a crayola sponsored event! 
It’s taken me years to stop gathering like that. Look, look! this is just more color theme than I can handle. Red, white and too….
I like the bright ones better. But oh, that crotch is not so good. Is that a cd on her shoulder? 
More patriotic splendour! The illusion dress that accentuates your hips, yay! 
This is the second Walk of Shame outfit I’ve featured- soon to become a regular feature I’m sure. Lets play guess the origin- I vote that she’s leaving Pancho Villas house……. 
Hmm….Something about the skirt isn’t making me sing and dance.
…even less dancing. Mostly because I fear that only Diane Kruger could pull this off and she annoys me. 
She isn’t posing right! Why isn’t she holding one heel at an awkward angle while reaching for an invisible cat with the other? that is no Vogue or Burda model!
I kind of like the shoes….don’t tell anyone.
photo credits: style.com
I like top 2 & pants 3 – except every outfit – especially the pants appear to have been designed for someone with at least an ounce of flesh on their bones!
What’s with the poncho – I had a better looking camp blanket when I was in Brownies. At least mine had badges!!
she should work toward her ‘putting on pants’ badge!
After she achieves for ‘chocolate comsumption’ badge of course.
Oh dear….this girl is distractingly thin…maybe that was the point. I think the poncho was my favorite piece….once she has earned her “putting on pants” badge she could wear it on Cinco d’Mayo
The poncho did seem the most feasible- especially if you chip in the extra for those sassy boots!
Okay, so I came , I saw and now, I think that all those outfits should have been used in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. A remake maybe???? Tequila!
Yes, there was definitely tequila involvement! No fav piece? Not even a neon daisy sandal?
LOL, there is nothing I like, but the terrier crew would love that poncho as a blanket.
The models probably look so sad because they are slowly starving to death in the name of fashion. That CERTAINLY isn’t a collection worth passing up one iota of food for. Poor thing, I draw stick figures that have more meat and curves.
Oh my. I think that the model needs to eat something…. The clothes all hang on her in the worst sort of way…
I agree the shoes are the best part of any of those outfits.
Those pants are doing very distracting pelvis things- and not in a good way.
Why do all these models look so sad? Could it be someone has shoved a broom handle up their butts and assumed they would make good scarecrows? Grown women wearing daisy sandals? They all look like they have been created in a Sewing 101 class where fit is not important. And what do women do if they have a bust larger than an “A” cup? Oh Dear…who buys this stuff?
This is when Michael Korr would ask who the customer is…I’m curious myself!
I would look sad too if I hadn’t seen food in days, probably like this poor model…
what the actual heck is going on here? It’s like 80′s fashion ate some kids clothes and then threw up on the catwalk – YEUCH!!
Well, Style.com hadn’t reviewed the collection, but you may have just saved them some work!
Wow, that girl needs a sandwich! I like the 2nd and 4th outfits, and the shoes on the last, pretty cool! But heavens, someone feed that waif!!
I think they are all sad and worried about their lack of bone density…
How funny! You have the best blog commentaries !!
BAHHAHAHAHAAHA! CD on her shoulder. ha!
I love the colours. That’s about all I can say.
Apart from please feed the models
Lets lure them into the back of an ice cream truck an deprogram them!
We could both go in first and there would still be space!
The colours are great but the clothes…..well, I can’t imagine there would be many many women who could (or would want to) wear them.
they look comfortable…is that positive?
That’s true – but comfort with a flattering shape would be wonderful.
My mother used to say, “If you can’t say anything positive, don’t say anything at all.” Which is actually terrible advice for life but perfectly applicable to this collection. For once, I see NOTHING I like.
I of course prefer the Alice Roosevelt Longworth-
‘if you can’t say anything nice about a person, come and sit by me.’
But you usually do find something redeeming about them. No lumpen crotch pants? No orthopaedic wedges?
This makes me feel so much better about my sewing… Dig the lime green shoes.. at least you would be able to find them.
And we worry so much about fit! What are we thinking?
I know – isn’t it ridiculous what passes in a fashion show/magazine for FIT? It’s really pathetic. I went shopping today and couldn’t help being overwhelmed by how poorly everyone’s clothes fit. The only people that seemed to wear proper fitting clothes were the Bay Street financiers in their 3 pc suits and the odd executive-type woman. But the rest of the population’s schlepping through the stores…… yeeeeps! But now that I’ve said my nasty piece, I really like the first pair of shoes – what a colour! – and the 2nd last dress – again for the colour, because it would hang like a housedress in the worst sort of way on my less-than-starved silhouette. Pass another sandwich, please!
I just wish that people put more ease in their clothing. They act like the size is printed on it like bowling shoes,so going up a size to something more appropriate would be awful! No, it would look better!
OK, first, the poncho would be an easy make. But she looks like she’s waiting for her desperad-ob-gyn to come into the examination room. At least she is ready for the stirrups.
She does look grimly determined to face something unpleasant!
I’m not sure this model has enough muscle mass to be able to actually lift her feet and walk in those shoes and don’t get me started on the garments themselves …
They are sort of franken-formal, aren’t they?
Like the top on #2 and love the last look. The background looks like Rihanna will show up to shoot a video dressed in full metal; maybe that is why the model looks so sad!?!
we’re all sad when Rhianna shows up!
Gosh, so hideous! All the shapes look so stiff and weird.
it looks like they turned on a black light for the finale and did a glowing puppet show!
Love the first dress … sad for Pancho Villa lady, as well as the rest of them LOL.
Is it comic con worthy?
It just might be!!
I love the shoes, glad I’m not the only one.
And I like a lot of color, but not when my crayon box throws up.
it has color, we’ll give ‘em that!
The sleeves on the last top are reworkable, I kind of like the crayola flower too.
I like those sleeves too! Sort of Burda-y….
Seriously some of the worst looks I’ve seen in awhile. I think we should make that poor girl a sandwich and give her an ice cream cone.
The dress under “patriotic splendor” almost screams “the shape is to remember that you have a uterus!”
And poor Princess Shamewalk… as she left Pancho Villa, she ran into her gardener, on whom she has long had a lusting– in that DH Lawrence adapted for the BBC kind of way– and overcome with passion and still working off the tequila, she then (a few hours later) had to borrow his shoes to slink back to the estate.
Of course, if we want to go full-on Lady Chatterly or The Rainbow, we could go stable boy and gardener for Princess’ night of double delight. In my scenarios, she got at least one night with Sean Bean, which begs the question: why does she look so pissed? Is she constipated? Menstruating? Had a bad waxing?