Sew Ruth? I need you to focus here, we have pants options for you! You can stop worrying about the needle holes- this is going to camouflage it with cat shreddiness. We also have a new distraction from non-functional sheers- watercolor Pink Floyd prints! I like a lot of this collection in theory, altho it seems to be 4 basic pieces in several color themes. Come on Roberto, just line these and I’d be happy. The first picture has so much visible from the outside that I think I see her inner thigh nicotine patch?! 
So now I’d like you all to relax and clear your minds. We’re going to play a game. Hopefully the FBI isn’t monitoring this blog- we’re going to all say the first thing that we see when we look into the 2013 RTW textiles of Roberto Cavalli. Ready? 
hmm- did anyone say ‘Squid Foreplay?’ Me too! 
Alright go ahead, try it! 
Nipples is too easy- try again! Does anyone know how to tuck sheer into sheer without looking like you are wearing bicycle shorts?
Cheetah mantis anarchy! 
hmm- your turn! 
Alien Monarch Boobs! Which is also my stage name, when I rap.
photo credits: style.com
Oh man, I need another cup of coffee for this! It’s early here. The last dress eye ovaries for sure and I’m not going any further with that one! The slip number looks like she’s wearing a garter over her night wear instead of under. The fabrics are pretty in some weird way, like maybe in small doses, but nothing terribly cutting edge on the shapes of the garments.
Maybe a top or a piece or two, but together, I just can’t see this.
My eyes….My eyes…stop the madness of sheer and squiggles and insects. At least the shoes are normal but when are we all going to go out and buy pants that are pre-shredded into 1980′s Levelor window blinds? Do real women want to wear boxer shorts under their spring clothes?
it does keep the chafing down to a minimum.
Oh, and if you need a boost with Anouk, e-mail me…..:)
thank you!!
As always, a fresh new look. Or maybe I should say a transparent new look. Spot on!
I’m lovin’ the blowfly sunglasses. Alien fashionistas!
Tho she be sheer, she is mighty….
I Love Wearable Wednesday! You always get me rolling! Where do you come up with this stuff? “SQUID FOREPLAY”!!!! “ALIEN MONARCH BOOBS”Your stage name when you rap!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I’m seriously still crackin’ up!
Thanks once again for starting my day out right!
Beth
So is there a Miz in front of “alien monarch boobs” when they introduce you?
The sheer number of fringed chaps that were recycled to make the pants in this collection boggles the mind, but at least they’re recycling, right? And the sunglasses? Bzzzzzzzzz! On the second one from the bottom (AMB), I must! have! that fabric!!! Seriously, I can think of so many gorgeous projects to make with it, though I’d probably spend most of the time rubbing it on my cheek and calling it precious….
I do love the fabric choices, but Lord all that tucking in! And yes, my way cool street cred’ demands ‘miz’!
Really the only two words that came to mind were ‘yikes’ and ‘yowzers’! I need to work on my rapping/poetry skills
Yikes and Yowzers are my back up dancers….
god you’re funny.
but i love those strippy slashy pants!
Don’t start slashin’ that stash!!
We might be the same person… Either that or our childhood scars are carbon copies. Every single one of the rorschach test questions I came back with the same answer.
Thats going to make the FBI very uncomfortable!!!
The Cavalli collection is really a psychological test in disguise. Your reactions have been duly noted. Expect the men in black to be visiting you soon.
LOL, love reading your posts
I see fish gills… and that monarch top is kinda cool!
I’m not sure those gills are healthy, but I like the symetry!
Alien Monarch Boobs, my first thought was Cthulhu. https://www.google.ca/search?q=cthulhu&hl=en&prmd=imvnsa&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ZzFjUJrqHbS80QH8n4GIAQ&sqi=2&ved=0CEYQsAQ&biw=1092&bih=344
Oh, he’s precious?!
Some of the tops are not bad but sheesh! Linings please! Why don’t artsy fartsy designers believe in linings?
My whole adult life spent hating white pants because you can see the pocket linings thru them and here’s a whole collection saluting it?! What am I to think….
ME TOO! Why do people not do something about that with white pants?
Not having a rap bone in my classically trained body, all I can say, in a tone of complete disbelief, is, “NEXT!” Sheesh. I wonder what the people at Project Runway or whatever the latest design show (don’t have time to watch TV!!!) would say about all this. I’m disappointed! I usually like at least one thing in the Cavalli collections. Not a chance of any shredding happening in my part of the globe, either. As my DH would say, “Give your head a shake.”
I was going to say “angry arachnid” See those angry, angry eyes on her pelvis?
And for the lacy beige number? Salmonella Slinky Pants!
Salmonella Slinky Pants!!! A style petri dish by Cavalli!
Sheer’s are in evidently, they won’t be making a debut in my sewing room however. I just had a hard time looking past the makeup of the first two women. Reminds me too much of meth addicts. Combined with the way to skinny bodies? Not attractive. AT ALL.
“Lining, the lost art of couture’ a documentary on Bravo coming soon….
I’m so sorry for these women whose legs seem to have some sort of disorder. Fish gill legs? eewww. But, really funny post, as always.
Gills- now I will have to stare harder for a few minutes!
Skinny models with sad, sad eyes and the see thru sheers aside, I just love the darker prints – 5, 6, 7 – 7 especially.
These poor over-paid models are really making me cry…
You have given me the freedom to make lace with my leather; to puncture it until it looks like a doily; to slash until it falls apart and best of all – it’ll look like I meant to do all along. You kindness, sweetness and thoughtfulness are much appreciated. Thank you.
BTW, I can’t even get my legs into a pair of tights without snagging, how on earth would I put on those trousers without sticking my chipped varnish toe nails though?
I like my tights snagged- it gives me that classy Courtney Love look….
The first dress made me think of an ultra sound of a uterus. The rest just made me think that they need to pay models more…obviously they don’t make enough to put food on their tables.